Sunday, June 28, 2009

Conan!

This was awesome! Cameron Diaz, Jonny Strange, and Pete Yorn - Can't wait to go back again!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

If I ever get fish, this is the tank I'm buying!

Friday, August 29, 2008

Thursday, July 17, 2008

What I get paid to do - Helloooo California Screamin'!



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From: Pam McNamara <pam.mcnamara@gmail.com>
Date: July 15, 2008 7:33:22 PM PDT
To: "brigid.moore@seaworld.com" <brigid.moore@seaworld.com>
Subject: Too much rock for one hand! Well only one bc of the restraint but still!






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Saturday, June 14, 2008

Friday, April 11, 2008

Where's your flux capacitor?

Movie legends sharing a moment...
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Thursday, February 28, 2008

This is great!

Good use of tax dollars if you ask me. Rehabilitation through Jackson. Nice.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Nice example, lady.

If anyone had ever tried to convince our principal back in Hamburg NY, to give us a snow day, I'd have given them a medal. And laughed in their face. That school closed as often as a 7-11. Nice example, Mrs. Administrator/Principal/whoever you are.

Monday, January 7, 2008

If he's also the patron saint of parking tickets I'll be going back for one of these

Makes suicide wings look like baby food. Damn.

CHICAGO (Reuters) - A Chicago tavern said on Thursday it will begin selling chicken wings coated in one of the world's hottest peppers -- a dish so hot that patrons first have to sign a waiver agreeing not to sue for injuries.

Jake Melnick's Corner Tap said the wings made with Red Savina pepper will be served with an alarm bell for patrons to summon waiters with sour cream, milk sugar and white bread if things get out of hand.

Levy Restaurants, which owns the tavern, said its chef d'Cuisine Robin Rosenberg had been working on the concept for years but was never sure he'd be able to serve it.

"This isn't the right sauce for everyone, but for someone out there, this is going to be absolute heaven. Of course, for a handful of people, it's going to be hell," he said.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Monday, July 16, 2007

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Sunday, June 3, 2007

June 17, 2007!!!

So funny...

9 Habits That Make You an Asshole
Lifestyle / General Lifestyle | 2 comments | Blog It |


Xxoozero posted this 0 hours 15 minutes ago 796 views

1. Not tipping
People who provide good service should always be tipped. Don’t be an asshat. Folks in certain industries depend on that shit. If someone goes out of their way to ensure your happiness, you can come off a few bucks. Non-tippers deserve to be nut-kicked by a concrete boot.

2. Not controlling your kids
It seems everywhere I go these days some wild ass little fucktard is running around a public place (stores…theaters…public parks) bothering otherwise decent folks with their monkey-like annoyance while their parents look on helplessly. Red Foreman would not put up with such behavior. We need more guys like Red Foreman in this world.

3. Driving slow
No one likes to be stuck behind the guy who has to slow to a turtle-crawl to make a left turn at a stoplight which only stays green for so many seconds. Turning a vehicle is not a complicated task. If your brain can not function in such a timely manner you should not be allowed to drive. Other people would like to make that turn as well. Don’t be a dick.

4. Not picking up your trash
We all know at least one guy always leaves a little piece of whatever he was doing on your end table or floor after he is gone. There are always trash cans around. Not using a receptacle to rid yourself of trash is just lazy. Like the old owl used to say, “Give a hoot, Throw your fucking trash away!”

5. Holding up lines
If there is even one person waiting behind you it is common courtesy to do what the fuck you came to do and move on. No one has time to wait on a person who has had ample opportunity to decide what they wanted before they got to the counter. Holding up other folks makes you a dredge on society’s functionality. Please think about this thoroughly the next time you plan on taking fifteen minutes in the express lane learning to write a check for a 7$ purchase.

6. Not yielding for pedestrians
In case you were wondering… yes, the phrase “the pedestrian always has the right away” is meant to be taken literally. It is not going to kill you to observe the rules of the road and wait a few seconds for an old lady to finish crossing the street before you attempt to run her down. Decent folks who do not see the need to drive everywhere should not be at risk of their lives every time they enter the realm of the crosswalk because some idiot soccer mom bought an SUV and absolutely can’t be arsed to spare ten seconds of her day to let some kid cross the damn street.

7. Asking stupid questions in public
If you are going to be a dumb-ass, please do so in the privacy of your own home. Regaling others with the scope of your stupidity in such places as a fast food lunch counter or the local supermarket checkout line does not make you cool. Asking such things as “How late are you open?” when there is a clear-as-day sign on the door as you walk in lacks common sense. While it may be true that ignorance is bliss, it is exactly the opposite for those who are forced to witness it.

8. Arguing with your girl in public
Not a single person in this world cares the least little bit about your relationship problems. Whenever I see some asshole and his significant other acting like children in front of total strangers the first thought that comes to my mind is the need to bring back the old tar and feathering punishment. There are reasons you have your own home. One of them is so other people aren’t bothered with your failed love life.

9. Thinking you are too cool for the rest of society
Everyone hates the type of people who walk around with sticks stuck up their asses. Old Chuck was right when he said we are all part of the same shit heap. In essence we are all just animals roaming this earth. In a perfect world everyone would be treated with equal consequences and respect by everyone else. This planet would be such a nicer place to live if everyone could follow that simple rule.
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Friday, May 11, 2007

Friday, March 9, 2007

Sunday, February 11, 2007

My niece


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Thursday, December 28, 2006

I Guess You Really CAN Find Everything On eBay

For sale on eBay - dream holiday with a stranger
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LONDON (Reuters) - Wanted: Young single woman in need of cut price romantic Caribbean holiday.

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The holiday for two is on sale on Internet site eBay for just a fraction of its 2,400 pound value.

But here's the catch - it comes with a companion.

Adam Croot, who had planned the holiday to propose to his partner, was dumped by her just weeks ago.

But rather than lose the money on the non-refundable flights and hotel deposit, the 39-year-old decided to go anyway and find another woman to join him, for a payment of 642 pounds.

"Many of my friends would say, 'that is just too high a price to pay' but what the hell, nothing ventured, nothing gained," Croot said on eBay.

The rules of the Couples Swept Away resort state it is for heterosexual couples only, so he cannot go alone, or with a male friend on the week-long break in February.

He has also laid down some ground rules, such as not wishing to go with anyone old enough to be his granny, nor with anyone "who has a jealous husband" because he likes his arms and legs "where they are."

Croot has had more than 2,500 "hits" from people viewing his eBay page, which includes reviews of the resort and pictures of himself.

Mmmmm....breakfast.

Did someone say those in need?????

Give it on up to Homelessville!!!!


One....Cut a hole in the box...

Tom Dickson is my homeboy...

This guy is awesome...

Temptation...

Crazy delicious!

Tru...tru.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006